So good! Hahaha. I was on Mercedes Benz’s website yesterday, the whole thing is in flash, even the scroll bar on the page. It was an absolute UX wreck. With all the money they make you think they could make a better site?
But it’s Flash! We can wow people with our really awesome animations! They can hear our cool marketing jingle! We can have their mouse cursor be a piece of pizza! THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!
What’s that? How will they order? How will they browse a menu? WHO CARES!!!! Pizza cursor baby!
Very funny, good stuff. I first saw your web strip on the Envato Tuts+ Network, and began looking through. I think you’ve picked up another follow.
I love how the first panel in the 7th row with Dielman peeking around behind the machine, has changed Snacks to “Snaks.” Probably unintended, but I had a good laugh from it.
At least with flash you don’t have to worry about browser compatibility issues. I feel just as frustrated when trying to write JavaScript or CSS that’s compatible for IE.
My son just sent me a link to this. Some of my web clients who DEMANDED Flash content are now coming back, begging me to remove it. Maybe I should charge them a higher fee for removal…..
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Brad Dielman
July 14th, 2009 at 6:53 amTis true. My hatred of Flash is well known, and now immortalized.
awdsgn
July 14th, 2009 at 6:55 amOh, but it will be SO worth the wait once that page loads. Not.
Josh Walsh
July 14th, 2009 at 7:05 amThis is one of the best ever.
Eric Wiley
July 14th, 2009 at 7:24 amOh man, the cop sequence got some belly laughs out of me. I needed that, thanks.
Onyeka
July 14th, 2009 at 7:38 amI LOL’d, as in really, then I continued to giggle like a little girl. Awesome and oh-so true.
Robert Schultz
July 14th, 2009 at 7:52 amHaha, very true.
I think flash is used in far too many places. So far all websites I’ve created have been 100% flash free.
I even stuck with my 100% flash free approach when creating my web game: http://worldofsolitaire.com
kyle steed
July 14th, 2009 at 8:16 amSo good! Hahaha. I was on Mercedes Benz’s website yesterday, the whole thing is in flash, even the scroll bar on the page. It was an absolute UX wreck. With all the money they make you think they could make a better site?
Kate C.
July 14th, 2009 at 8:22 amHa!!!!
Liz Hunt
July 14th, 2009 at 8:39 amBest one yet, Brad!
Now: add a Druapl CMS that updates the Flash site through XML and you’ve got yourself a real horror strip.
Liz Hunt
July 14th, 2009 at 8:40 am(I’d also like to point out that my avatar is no longer an older gentleman.)
John Miller
July 14th, 2009 at 8:45 amlol, this is halarious!
Brad Colbow
July 14th, 2009 at 8:46 amGlad the strip is getting a good reception, it’s a diversion from the usual 4 panels and a gag. I wasn’t sure it would work.
And Liz it’s good to see that you’re yourself again.
Nate Klaiber
July 14th, 2009 at 9:20 amBut it’s Flash! We can wow people with our really awesome animations! They can hear our cool marketing jingle! We can have their mouse cursor be a piece of pizza! THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!
What’s that? How will they order? How will they browse a menu? WHO CARES!!!! Pizza cursor baby!
Joe Fiorini
July 14th, 2009 at 9:21 amThat was awesome. I loved seeing Dielman get beat up by a cop. That was priceless.
Charles Williams
July 14th, 2009 at 11:36 amTrue that. DOUBLE TRUE!!
AliasP
July 14th, 2009 at 2:20 pmVery funny, good stuff. I first saw your web strip on the Envato Tuts+ Network, and began looking through. I think you’ve picked up another follow.
I love how the first panel in the 7th row with Dielman peeking around behind the machine, has changed Snacks to “Snaks.” Probably unintended, but I had a good laugh from it.
Keep it up!
Burgers
July 14th, 2009 at 5:23 pmThis has nothing to do with flash. If the site takes that long to load, “they’re doing it wrong”. Nicely drawn comic tho.
CD
July 14th, 2009 at 9:49 pmAwesome.
Noam
July 15th, 2009 at 1:54 amXD
Perfect!
Rob MacKay
July 15th, 2009 at 4:36 amHahahaha – its funny coz its true
MJ
July 15th, 2009 at 6:14 amAt least with flash you don’t have to worry about browser compatibility issues. I feel just as frustrated when trying to write JavaScript or CSS that’s compatible for IE.
versak
July 15th, 2009 at 6:33 amThat cartoon would be awesome if it were animated in flash!
Mitch
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August 20th, 2009 at 10:53 amGood stuff! Keep it up.
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