The Brads - Opt Out

September 7th, 2010

53 Responses to “The Brads - Opt Out”

  1. William

    September 7, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    Haha xD
    or you can just put them on the blocked senders list =)

  2. Tirani

    September 8, 2010 at 12:08 am

    So very very true.

  3. Mahbub

    September 8, 2010 at 2:20 am

    Funny! Be sure to uncheck “Tell me about latest products and features” on any site you register on.

  4. Carlos

    September 8, 2010 at 3:08 am

    Too true Brad. If only they would simply settle for your business, and not your sanity.

  5. Luke Jones

    September 8, 2010 at 3:54 am

    Unbelievably true, though the last frame isn’t nearly as annoying as when you get an email that says “Sorry that you’ve unsubscribed, you will be removed from the mailing list within the next ten years.”

  6. Konrad Neumann

    September 8, 2010 at 8:40 am

    ha. Yeah. HOW magazine sends me about 8 emails a day… yet fails to send the actual magazine i paid for. sad times.

  7. tebe

    September 8, 2010 at 10:11 am

    The final guestion being, why in the name of god would he like to get moon boots? :|

  8. Jeff Finley

    September 8, 2010 at 11:29 am

    I see these emails and wonder how people/companies get the time to create such a “robust” automated email marketing campaign.  I mean, you make one purchase and without moving a finger you get hit with a dozen emails. It sucks that they’re using these resources to over-promote themselves and make customers annoyed with them.

  9. chris

    September 8, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Oh man this one is fantastic. Classic!

  10. Brad

    September 8, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    When will companies realize that email is not an in-your-face, calling you twice a day, bugging the %$#@! out of you medium - we have Sales departments for that! wink

    Seriously, though, to keep email relevant it must be used to foster relationships. The rise of social media is forcing email to evolve, but many companies are left “blasting” emails out 10 times a day to any email address they can find. Foster a little goodwill, respect your customers, and add value to your emails, that’s how to earn the trust and loyalty of your customer base.

  11. Stephanie

    September 9, 2010 at 8:49 am

    I think somebody at Omaha Steaks emails me to tell me what they had for lunch every day.

  12. William MATAR

    September 10, 2010 at 7:09 am

    I love it soooo much hahahaha

  13. Ravi Balla

    September 10, 2010 at 10:20 am

    This is not an exaggeration. Nice.

  14. cheapo

    September 10, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    It is actually illegal for them to require a password for you to unsubscribe (in the US) via latest CAN SPAM

  15. Tim Pletcher

    September 10, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    I love the irrelevance of the product! “moon boots” who even cares, NICE!

  16. Liam S.

    September 10, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    That is great and sooo sooo very true!! Loved it! THANKS

  17. Mark K

    September 10, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    They missed one: at the end there should be an upsell/crosssell to Premium Moon Boots!

  18. Bea

    September 10, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    It’s been over a week since you unsubscribed to Moon Boot Emporium. Would you like to subscribe to our mailing list again?

    Gah. Hahaha! Great comic!

  19. Chankey

    September 11, 2010 at 4:39 am

    LOL btw you can mark these kinda e-mails as spam.

  20. Ruben Berenguel

    September 11, 2010 at 5:24 am

    Great comic, sadly it is too true. Some mailing lists seem to think you are some kind of dumb read-all-I-send-you who won’t even bother to unsubscribe (or ‘mark as spam’, I recently registered in a website and although I selected: no emails I’m receiving an unwanted newsletter). Let’s fight for our email rights!

    Ruben

  21. Eli

    September 11, 2010 at 7:25 am

    When I get these kind of emails from sites I’ve bought from but don’t want subscription emails from, I start making them as spam with Gmail. Gmail takes care of it. As the comic illustrates, unsubscribing can be difficult.

  22. jahoo

    September 14, 2010 at 6:22 am

    Funny but so true :(

  23. Hannah

    September 14, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Priceline (cough) Priceline.

  24. slash

    September 15, 2010 at 6:58 am

    To those with all the solutions, I would suggest that you wiki humor.
    As I was going through my dozens of unopened promotion emails I came across “confirm HOW to Geek” that I had not confirmed. It led me to this cartoon. A little ironic.
    Now back to the unsubscribe task.

  25. Ptolemy

    September 16, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    I run a couple of small websites and the accounts include unlimited email addresses. I simply create a different email address for EACH company I deal with, having it forward automatically to my permanent (& top secret) permanent one. When I’m smothered with this stuff, I just delete the address I gave them. A bonus - if they sell your email address to third parties, you know who the culprit was. That freedom alone is worth the yearly fee of a web account.

  26. J.L. Faverio

    September 19, 2010 at 12:13 am

    Another comic I can relate too. This is why I love these, it’s a niche comic strip that generally only designers and developers can comprehend. Makes me feel special.

  27. Goddess

    September 21, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    oh how spot on is this cartoon?!?!!??!

  28. Angela

    September 21, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    LOL!  This comic is so funny, but so true!  I spent 1 1/2 hrs deleting my e-mails.  Most of them I deleted.  The ones I knew I put into folders.

  29. Izham

    September 23, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    nice one u have.. smile

    ps; well i hope my email here wont subscribe anything raspberry

  30. Lea

    September 24, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    :D Just love it! :D It is so correctly in every way! :D

  31. bakdalgana

    September 29, 2010 at 10:47 am

    I mean, you make one purchase and without moving a finger you get hit with a dozen emails.

  32. Erich

    September 29, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    Oh how true! Trouble with opting out is some of those spammers are notified when you open their email, then they KNOW your address is correct and can sell it to other spammers. Sux.

  33. Beth

    October 1, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    Seems like any time you buy something on the internet now you are signing up for this nightmare.

  34. Jeni

    October 20, 2010 at 1:26 am

    Haven’t had a good laugh like that in a while. FUNNY! Moon boots.. hahaha

  35. Ryan

    November 7, 2010 at 2:34 am

    True! Part of my role includes sending these types of emails to people. I constantly raise in staff meetings about how we should opt for a more personal, relationship-building strategy rather than just blast the 50,000 email addresses of our customers with every single offer. I get a lot of vacant looks accompanied with insincere nodding from the old-school sales guys, until it comes time to send another promotion out, and I get the line, “But we really need to include as many people as we can to maximise potential of this promotion”.
    The real problem here is that sales managers and managing directors have absolutely ZERO idea about emarketing and social media, and care only about cost.
    So please forgive me if you get my emails. I am trying, one campaign at a time, to change the culture.

  36. facebook

    November 7, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    To those with all the solutions, I would suggest that you wiki humor.
    As I was going through my dozens of unopened promotion emails I came across “confirm HOW to Geek” that I had not confirmed. It led me to this cartoon. A little ironic.
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  37. Eric R. W.

    November 9, 2010 at 1:42 am

    Brad, this is too funny!  Cheers from another Ohioan

    -Eric

  38. ailaG

    November 13, 2010 at 10:29 am

    In my country (Israel) it’s illegal to send commercial spam if you haven’t opted in for that specific spam first smile In both e-mail and text messages!

    (commercial spam is defined as spam that’s trying to sell you stuff, so unfortunately spam with free offers is still somewhat legal. but still! it actually helped)

  39. rob

    February 9, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    So, newegg sells moonboots?

  40. mirek

    February 10, 2011 at 5:31 am

    I have moonboots too, I’ll make you my friend on facebook. :D

  41. The void

    May 23, 2011 at 9:37 am

    Hahaha… So true… smile

  42. shovenose

    June 10, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    lol another great comic dude

  43. Bulk Email Sender

    July 27, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    so true and also so common in all kind of websites.

  44. oroscopo 2012

    August 24, 2011 at 6:36 am

    I have moonboots too, I’ll make you my friend on facebook. :D

  45. twitter

    September 10, 2011 at 6:52 am

    Brad, this is too funny

  46. casas de apostas

    January 25, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Another comic I can relate too. This is why I love these, it’s a niche comic strip that generally only designers and developers can comprehend. Makes me feel special.

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